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[1] 哥们，你这瓜多少钱一斤呐？

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[2] 两块钱一斤。

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[1] 卧槽，这瓜皮子是金子做还是瓜粒子金子做？

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[2] 你瞧这现在哪有瓜呀，这都是大棚的瓜，你嫌贵我还嫌贵呢！

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[1] 给我挑一个。

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[2] 行，这个怎么样？

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[1] 啊？

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[1] 这瓜保熟吗？

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[2] 我开水果摊的，能卖给你生瓜蛋子啊？

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[1] 我问你这瓜保熟吗？

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[1] 你是故意找茬是不是？

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[1] 你要不要吧？

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[1] 你是故意找茬是不是？

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[1] 你要不要吧？

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[1] 你这瓜要熟我肯定要啊！

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[1] 那它要是不熟怎么办啊？

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[2] 要是不熟我自己吃了它，满意了吧？

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[2] 十五斤三十块。

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[1] 你这哪够十五斤呢？

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[1] 你这秤有问题啊！

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[2] 你他妈故意找茬是不是？

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[2] 你要不要吧？

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[2] 你要不要？

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[2] 吸铁石。

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[2] 另外你说的，这瓜要是生的，你自己吞进去啊！你他妈骗我瓜是吧？我！