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[S01] 哥们儿，你这瓜多少钱一斤呢

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[S02] 两块钱一斤

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[S01] 我操

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[S01] 这瓜皮子是金子做的还是瓜粒子金子做的

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[S02] 你像这现在哪有瓜呀

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[S02] 这都是大棚的瓜

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[S02] 你嫌贵我还嫌贵呢

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[S01] 给我挑一个

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[S02] 行

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[S02] 这个怎么样

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[S01] 这瓜保熟吗

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[S02] 我开水果摊的，能卖给你生瓜蛋子

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[S01] 我问你这瓜保熟吗

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[S02] 你是故意找茬是不是啊

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[S02] 你要不要吧

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[S01] 你这瓜要熟我肯定要啊

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[S01] 那它要是不熟怎么办啊

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[S02] 要是不熟，我自己吃了它，满意了吧

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[S02] 十五斤三十块

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[S01] 你这哪够十五斤呢，你这秤有问题啊

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[S02] 你他妈故意找茬是不是

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[S02] 你要不要吧

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[S02] 你要不要

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[S01] 谢谢师

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[S01] 另外你说的，这瓜是生的你自己吞进去啊

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[S02] 你他妈骗我瓜是吧